Editing an existing Blog post to accommodate different characters

Today’s blog post is to edit one of my existing blog posts, exchanging the main characters for monsters. The monsters in the updated post are snow monsters from Sweden, and there voyaging toward a new life in Kentucky. Fortunately, their favorite food is fried chicken.

            The people in the picture are snow monsters, who are fleeing their homes in search of a better life and new opportunities. When the picture was taken, the scary snowmen were huddled around a campfire discussing what challenges they are going face and hopefully they don’t melt. Their village was destroyed by south pole elf’s, who unlike Santa’s elf’s were real bastards. It was determined that the elf’s boiled and inhaled the fumes of Clorox bleach mixed with cocoa powder. The scary snowmen were terrified, but they knew what they had to do, they took there carrot noses and headed out toward the sunny Kentucky weather. Along the way, they’ve been meeting new friends who also are in search of new opportunities. They’re headed to this wonderful place, the state of Kentucky. Much like Olaf from Frozen, (although they hate that comparison, its seen as an insult to be compared to a ridiculous singing/dancing/talking snowman) they cannot wait to be in the warm sun, safely tucked away into a new life, hidden from the drugged south pole elf’s.

            Kentucky is far away, and papa scary snowman flags down an ice cream truck. After killing the driver and taking his sunglasses the scary snow people file into the truck and continue their journey south. The ice cream truck is perfect for the family! Nice and cold in there. No one melts today!

            Finally, they make it to Kentucky! This big event known as the Kentucky Derby is happening later that afternoon so the scary snow people decide they are going to attend. They get their tickets, they get their chicken and they proceed to their seats. They met a man named Carminutez, and Carminutez is a real SOB. The middle scary snowman son, Bruno gets into a fight with Carminutez, who proceeds to push the family onto the hot track, that’s being directly hit by the sun, and they melt and die.