Newspaper Article followed by a Trivial Paragraph

1)write a paragraph about a trivial matter in the tone of outrage.

I was running late to work today. So, I figured hey let me run to Dunkin and grab a cup of coffee. I pull up to the window, grab my coffee, then suddenly realize the lid isn’t on. As I go to tighten it, the coffee spills all over me all over my car and it’s just a disaster! YOU PEOPLE MAKE COFFEE ALL DAY, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT PUT THE LID ON ALL THE WAY?! At this point its just easier for me to go home and forget about work. Now I’m down a paid day off and I have a burn on my thigh. Thanks Dunkin.