Newspaper Article followed by a Trivial Paragraph

1)write a paragraph about a trivial matter in the tone of outrage.

I was running late to work today. So, I figured hey let me run to Dunkin and grab a cup of coffee. I pull up to the window, grab my coffee, then suddenly realize the lid isn’t on. As I go to tighten it, the coffee spills all over me all over my car and it’s just a disaster! YOU PEOPLE MAKE COFFEE ALL DAY, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT PUT THE LID ON ALL THE WAY?! At this point its just easier for me to go home and forget about work. Now I’m down a paid day off and I have a burn on my thigh. Thanks Dunkin.

Detailing

Hey Guys,

Today’s blog is all about detail. We’re going to start with a broad, generalized category, and the goal is to narrow down the category step by step until we have a single detailed image. Then to make things difficult, were going to repeat the process, and if successful, we’ll end up with two completely different single detailed images! Here we go!

The example the book gives us is

Creature- Animal- 4-legged Animal- Dog- Mixed bread Shepard.

So, I’ll go with

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   New York- Queens- Flushing-Stadium-Mets. The Mets play in a stadium, in flushing, in Queens and Queens is a borough of New York

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New York- Queens- Flushing- Airport- LaGuardia- Planes-Vacation. When going on Vacation, you hop on a flight out of LaGuardia (Which isn’t particularly pleasant but they’re working on it), which is across the parkway from Citi Field (Where the Mets play), which is also in Queens in the Borough of New York.

   We, did it? Hooray! J- BK

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J- BK