Today’s blog post is to edit one of my existing blog
posts, exchanging the main characters for monsters. The monsters in the updated
post are snow monsters from Sweden, and there voyaging toward a new life in
Kentucky. Fortunately, their favorite food is fried chicken.
The
people in the picture are snow monsters, who are fleeing their homes in search
of a better life and new opportunities. When the picture was taken, the scary
snowmen were huddled around a campfire discussing what challenges they are
going face and hopefully they don’t melt. Their village was destroyed by south
pole elf’s, who unlike Santa’s elf’s were real bastards. It was determined that
the elf’s boiled and inhaled the fumes of Clorox bleach mixed with cocoa
powder. The scary snowmen were terrified, but they knew what they had to do,
they took there carrot noses and headed out toward the sunny Kentucky weather.
Along the way, they’ve been meeting new friends who also are in search of new
opportunities. They’re headed to this wonderful place, the state of Kentucky.
Much like Olaf from Frozen, (although they hate that comparison, its seen as an
insult to be compared to a ridiculous singing/dancing/talking snowman) they
cannot wait to be in the warm sun, safely tucked away into a new life, hidden
from the drugged south pole elf’s.
Kentucky is far away, and papa scary snowman flags down an ice cream
truck. After killing the driver and taking his sunglasses the scary snow people
file into the truck and continue their journey south. The ice cream truck is
perfect for the family! Nice and cold in there. No one melts today!
Finally,
they make it to Kentucky! This big event known as the Kentucky Derby is
happening later that afternoon so the scary snow people decide they are going
to attend. They get their tickets, they get their chicken and they proceed to
their seats. They met a man named Carminutez, and Carminutez is a real SOB. The
middle scary snowman son, Bruno gets into a fight with Carminutez, who proceeds
to push the family onto the hot track, that’s being directly hit by the sun,
and they melt and die.
